I play video games

Scammers and insecure people from CSGO can go fondle themselves.
WELCOME TO MY HAPPY FUNTIME LAND AMUSEMENT PARK
(also don't visit the comments unless you are a pretentious so and so)

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my pc spex:
professional gaming chair ($10,000 in USD) and microwave baked potato
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me-mes are still funny and original, right?

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wut i dont like (my opinon if u ♥♥♥♥♥ argue im gonna call the cops):
people
the alphabet
jesus
urface
FNAF h8ers
white men
murica
beyblades
things that cost money
money
edgy things on steam profiles
the fact that people don't like the colour purple
you
that one time where aliens had to save the world from bill clinton
people who play csgo
that one person who's reading this right now and acting surprised
people who actually do these types of profiles
cray-cray people
the colour known as 'ice-cream'
ice-cream
nouns
myself
holidays
computers
outdated profile info
filthy peasants
people who hate reddit
da scamrz (like srsly, do it right omg)
reddit
long lists of stupid things
being edy as ♥♥♥
realising that you spelt something wrong

but most importantly...
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense
suspense

ha tricked you real good sonnnn