i love men big time

I want you

you're the only person I want in the world

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, i pushed him against the wall and started nibbling his ear, he felt my hard ♥♥♥♥ push against his leg. he punched me in the face. Turns out he was straight. Don't trust this guy.

beware of this guy, he'll say "what the scallop" with zero hesitation

+rep