Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
ㅤ* Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
ㅤ* Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!