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9.4 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Es como el Lucius, pero de pirulas.
Posted 13 June, 2023.
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66.1 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Abrada cadabra on a ♥♥♥♥♥ (what)
Expecto patronum on a ♥♥♥♥♥ (what)
If Malfoy gonna run up on me
Then I'ma put my wand to the ♥♥♥♥♥ (ay)
Ron in the back, Hermeline on the sack
Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't know how to act
Voldemort ain't got ♥♥♥♥ on me
Say "hail Gryffindor" and "♥♥♥♥ Slytherin"
Run on yo ass with Sirius Black
Disappear for a minute then be right back
Professor Snape wanna make a potion?
You ashy as ♥♥♥♥, you better get some lotion
Put a spell on the ♥♥♥♥♥ then I dab on the ♥♥♥♥♥
Caught Voldermort and I folked on the ♥♥♥♥♥
My wizards lit, y'all don't even know
When I'm with your girl I steal the show
Glass on my face, you're a disgrace
A Dementor try to suck up my face
But yeah boy, I survived that ♥♥♥♥
Scar on my face and my coat so lit
I was a little boy, but now I'm grown
Start it all off with the Philosopher's Stone
Then I took your girl to the secret chamber
I made her work her body, I call it labour
But ay, there's more
Shout out to my ♥♥♥♥♥ Dumbledore
Malfoy tried to kill him, but he a little ♥♥♥♥♥
Instead he got killed by the Half-Blood Prince
Tryna diss me? See that coming from far
Saw a girl sitting by the potion bar
She told me she was home alone
And then we went skrrrt in my flying car
'Cause I got that black magic (what)
Got that black magic (yeah)
Got that black magic
Yeah, I got that black magic (ay)
♥♥♥♥♥, I was born with a wand in my hand
Boy, you alive 'cause of a one night stand
You killed Dumbledore and you didn't mean it
But you did it anyway, now you gonna feel it
'Cause I got that black magic (what)
Got that black magic (yeah)
Got that black magic
Yeah, I got that black magic
♥♥♥♥♥, I was born with a wand in my hand
Boy, you alive 'cause of a one night stand
You killed Dumbledore and you didn't mean it
But you did it anyway, now you gonna feel it
And I'm the best at magic and I'm friends with Hagrid
I don't care about fame, but now I have to grab it
Oh, you think you savage? But I know better
Got allowed to Hogwarts with a talking letter
Said ♥♥♥♥ about my dad and then I had to get him
He tried to steal the snitch, but you know I won't let him
'Cause I'm faster than him, smarter than him
And I can talk with snakes so I pull up with venom
I didn't talk about Dobby, but I know he got me
I've been sneaking round Hogwarts and they never caught me
But wait man, let me catch a breath
I'm going way too hard on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ track
You ain't with my gang, boy, you're just a fan
Heard you was a lame, get back to Azkaban
What the ♥♥♥♥ man, what am I even saying?
I'm just a boy from SJ but you better know I'm not playing
'Cause I got that black magic (magic)
Got that black magic (magic)
Got that black magic
Yeah, I got that black magic
♥♥♥♥♥, I was born with a wand in my hand
Boy, you alive 'cause of a one night stand
You killed Dumbledore and you didn't mean it
But you did it anyway, now you gonna feel it
'Cause I got that black magic (magic)
Got that black magic (magic)
Got that black magic
Yeah, I got that black magic
♥♥♥♥♥, I was born with a wand in my hand
Boy, you alive 'cause of a one night stand
You killed Dumbledore and you didn't mean it
But you did it anyway, now you gonna feel it
(Black magic)
(Black magic)
(Black magic)
(Black magic)
(Black magic)
(Black magic)
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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23.4 hrs on record
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's go
Right about now (What's up?)
We need all the ladies to hit the dance floor (ahora que sí) (dominicana)
If you got a big ol' booty (ahora que sí) (cubanas)
And you like to shake that mother (mexicana)
Let's go (ahora que sí) (colombiana) Pitbull, Lil John
Hey, hey (boricua) (ahora que sí)
Esa jevita está enterita, tiene tremendo culo (hey, hey)
Está tan linda, está tan rica y tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Teticas chiquita' pero qué importa si tiene tremendo culo (hey, hey)
Hazme el favor y menéate chica, tienes tremendo culo (yeah)
Pull up to the club, walk in than I
Pull to the bar get drinks than I
Pull up to a broad let her know what it is
How it is, why it is what it is
I ain't got time for no games
Yes I'm hoping mami that you feel the same
I got what you need to feel the pain, here's my number
Call me when you up for an even exchange (yeah)
Feel me, let me see you do that dirty dance, dirty dance
Mami feel me, let me see you touch your toes
Or shake that thang and talk with you ass (let's go, let's go)
Feel me all my chicos, all my Jamaicans all my blacks, all my Haitians (put your hands up)
Feel me, cause they know I'm gunna run till they think that they kill me
Culo (let's go)
Esa jevita está enterita, tiene tremendo culo (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Está tan linda, está tan rica y tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Teticas chiquita' pero qué importa si tiene tremendo culo (hey, hey)
Hazme el favor y menéate chica, tienes tremendo culo (yeah)
Mami got her ass and thighs like Trina and J-Lo, multiplied
She's off the chain, off the glass, off the flip and with a couple mo drinks
I'll be off to hit mine
I'll be wearing her out and when I'm finished paramedics gone carry her out, mine
The night is young and if it's shaved, I'll give you some of this mighty tongue, hey
Be easy, go ahead please me, talk to me sleazy baby
I want a freak, a monster in bed, last thing I need is a lady (wooh)
Esa jevita está enterita, tiene tremendo culo (let's go girl)
Está tan linda, está tan rica y tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Teticas chiquita' pero qué importa si tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Hazme el favor y menéate chica, tienes tremendo culo (come on)
Esa jevita está enterita, tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Está tan linda, está tan rica y tiene tremendo culo (yeah)
Teticas chiquita' pero qué importa si tiene tremendo culo (yeah)
Hazme el favor y menéate chica, tienes tremendo culo (culo)
Hey hey hey hey hey
Shake that sh
Hey hey hey hey hey
Shake that sh
Hey hey hey hey hey
Shake that sh
Hey hey hey hey hey
Shake that sh (wooh)
Esa jevita está enterita, tiene tremendo culo (let's go girl)
Está tan linda, está tan rica y tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Teticas chiquita' pero qué importa si tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Hazme el favor y menéate chica, tienes tremendo culo (come on)
Esa jevita está enterita, tiene tremendo culo (hey)
Está tan linda, está tan rica y tiene tremendo culo (yeah)
Teticas chiquita' pero qué importa si tiene tremendo culo (yeah)
Hazme el favor y menéate chica, tienes tremendo culo
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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