hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Thou treacheous snake, thou hast insulted me and for thy last time. I'll have thou knowst that I hast studied thy ways of the barbaic mongols, and thou must knowst that I have raided countless villiages from Yuan China to over yonder, where no peasant man such as thou self has ever travelled. I lead my tribe to victory, and attacked large civilization and dost have the nerve to question thy superior? Nay! I have learned from thy great power leader Genghis Khan, and have led my troops to bring down thy hideous capital of the Abbassid Empire, and anon I shall take over thee Holy Roman Empire.

Thou cuckhold, thinkst that thy may acuse me with such disgusting allegations, nay! Thou arest a dirty flesh-mongering foot licker, and thou empire shall fall and surrender, or I shall bring thou hell and slaughter thy people, with the archery skills I have acheived without learning from a weasal of a commander, and have killed many lowily peasants and royals alike, so dost should retract thy insults, thou notable coward, or I shall command mine brothers and sisters to destroy thoust village. Now leave, thy mongrel ♥♥♥♥♥, for thou hast been slain.

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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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C'mon and slam, and welcome to the Jam! C'mon and slam, if you want to Jam!

That's one sexy sloth...

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now. We got a real jam goin’ down. Welcome to the Space Jam. Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright.
Come on and slam and welcome to the jam! Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!
Hey you, watchagonna do. Hey you, watcha gonna do. Hey you, watcha gonna do. Hey you, watcha gonna do.
Party people in the house, let’s go! It’s your boy, ‘Jayski’ a’ight so. Pass that thing and watch me flex. Behind my back, you know what’s next.
To the jam, all in your face. Wassup, just feel the bass. Drop it, rock it, down the room. Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom!
Just work that body, work that body, make sure you don’t hurt no body. Get wild and lose your mind! Take this thing into over-time!
Hey DJ, turn it up! New CD, goin’ burn it up! C’mon y’all get on the floor, so hey, let’s go a’ight.

Great profile picture!