1) Having trouble fitting in with the "gang"? Well no worries! A great way to introduce yourself to others is to propel your hand in the direction of another male's genitals so that it arrives at the testes. Once you've completed this step, execute a grasping motion with your phalanges with enough force to cause an acute sensation of pain in the recipient's groin! Now that's what I call getting to know someone!

2) Are you looking to get to know someone better? Well, my cerebrum contains sufficient knowledge to adequately instruct my peers on how to successfully accomplish this task with ease. One of the best parts of living in this day and age is the amazing ability of technological devices. Many teens today engage in what is known as texting. I do not recommend this to any aspiring socializers due to the fact that there is no face-to-face contact during the exchange. One application that I have used with much success is "Facetime".

Now, "Facetime" is available on a wide array of "Apple" products. Through my immense experience of getting to know Ukrainian women better, I have arrived at the conclusion that the best "Apple" device to use "Facetime" with is the IPod Shuffle. The IPod Shuffle performs the best during "Facetime" for very simple reasons. The very first thing you notice about it is its very large screen size, measuring an astounding 0x0 inches. If this doesn't convince you to run to the store and start "Facetiming" with an IPod shuffle right now, then perhaps this next fact about this extremely capable device will. In addition to its screen size, it also boasts a state of the art mic designed by nobody! It can pick up no sound, because there is no mic. Wow!(edited)

In 2014 Cristiano suffered a knee injury and was diagnosed with a degenerative condition that causes most players to end their career. He basically lost his ability to dribble and went on to score more goals than either of them did in their entire careers. Cristiano is ten times the player Nazario or Van Basten were. Aura-filled highlight YouTube videos and nostalgia don’t change this. My 🐫is also more clinical according to xR (expected rapes), than R9 or Van Basten ever were.

🔥IF I ADD YOU and you play CS, ITS IMPORTANT!🔥

If you want to add me, feel free but of course I will be expecting a message or comment from you :D

I usually accept all friend requests except :
⭐️Private Profiles
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⚡️Online: oᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ⚡️
⚡️Busy: ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇ. ɪᴍ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ғᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ.⚡️
⚡️In-Game: ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇ.⚡️
⚡️Away: ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ AFK/Sʟᴇᴇᴘ/Wᴏʀᴋ/Cᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ⚡️

👿Once someone removes me from their friendlist, I will not accept them back. I really hate having to constantly accept the same requests from the same edgy ppl who clean their friend lists but then sooner or later add me again.👿

Guys ... I'm not mucking around...I'm in a restaurant & she's stroking my leg & I had to come wash my ♥♥♥♥ in the bathroom because I've got precum in my boxers...for ♥♥♥♥ sake ... I love you all so much, I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know anymore...god... please..