"Shine'll do that to you, I would know I was the liquid" -RED 2020

"Pinch my testies" -RED 2020

"AAELUGUHGH" -Tait 2020

"Marinated in ass juice" -RED 2020

"He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chimney" -RED 2020

"My aimbot kicked in" -Crimzone 2020

"I paid $2,000 to play Halo 1" -Crimzone 2020

"You don't need a full body camera just show us your ass" -Crimzone 2020

"I'm so drunk I could crash my car parked" -Gallup 2020

"He really do be schmovin' though" -RED 2020

" W h o t d a f o q " -STSA 2020

"I can't wait to play as Tait and solve the mystery as to why the cobwebs in the corner are actually a Biological weapon developed by Crimzone to be sold internationally to the highest biddder" -RED 2020

"Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Tait" -STSA 2020

Crim: "Anyone wanna ask why I had to leave for two minutes?"
Tait: "No not really" -Crimzone and Tait 2020

Gal: "I like your belly.”
Cap: "Thanks, I grew it myself.” -Gallup and Cap 2020

"Slater makes the best ♥♥♥♥ cheese" -Crimzone 2020

"How do we survive? Do we just die?" -RED 2020

sees a picture of a chef fighting an uncooked chicken while presenting a slideshow [thumbs.dreamstime.com]
"Alright, let's move on from this one" -Gallup 2020

Gal: "Hey Crim I have the perfect solution for you."
Crim: "Kill myself?"
Gal: "Nah, that's plan B."
-Crimzone and Gallup 2020

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOUP-" -Tait 2020

"What's in here that I can fit inside my mouth?" -Tait 2020

"Why are these military men driving normal cars?" -Gallup 2020

"Callup is probably aslowrking" -RED 2020

“Yhhh. Go pot. Fang weed. Uhh. By. Fang. Gang. Gang weed. yeh. ♥♥♥♥ if. Do. It. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare you. You don’t. Dong m. Bing bong. ♥♥♥♥ I’m float falling I love good frrling. Ya think ya raga? Wanna. Why is digger taking Dong. Slide.” -Crimzone 2020

“So this is why Penny smokes pog all the time.” -Crimzone 2020

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"Hello everyone, I'm Joe Biden's husband" -Joe Biden 2021

"RED M&M IS FRED DURST???" -Crimzone Pegasi 2021

"He came at me with super fast speed" -RED 2021

Crimzone strums his bass
RED: "Thanks for making me deaf"
Crimzone: "No problem, now you can be welcome to my world"
RED: "Huh?"
-Crimzone and RED 2021

RED: "My screen is black I can't see I can't see"
Gallup: "Just open your eyes"
RED: "Oh, there we go"
-Gallup and RED 2021

Tait: "KICK HIS ASS KICK HIS ASS"
Tait ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies

"Man I uhh, I'm kinda really. Really. One HD d SSDs. Difprr Er. Ducked fup. Nae what I'm sayin'?"
-Crimzone 2021

Crim: "I think we're supposed to replace these first aid kits"
Gallup: "With what?"
-Crimzone and Gallup 2021

"RED hurry the cops are here and I have to poooop" -Gallup 2021

"Alright boys we're going up"
drives truck off mountain
-Gallup 2021

Tait: "Ominous bubbling... for four years, I have slept in blissful sleep..."
RED: "For four years, I did nothing but listen to Slipknot"
-Tait and RED 2021

"Old MacDonald had a farm, EEEEEEEEEEEEEE "
-RED 2021

"I'm the Qu-i-nn, G̴̛͆O̶͑͆D̸̏̀ ̴̎̓L̶͋͋Ȯ̸͠V̷̔͝E̴̋͠S̸̢̚ ̴̛͒M̷̈́̓E̵̔̇"
-Tait 2021

Gallup: "Hey RED, what's the direct competitor to Walmart?"
RED: "Like Sears but put a Q on it, like Qears"
-Gallup and RED 2021

“Hey, it’s Beat-My-Meato Scaletta”
-Gallup 2021

Gallup: "The Three Stooges of Grief"
Crim: "What's the Curly stage?"
RED: " Mania "
-Gallup, Crimzone, and RED 2021

“There was no in-between; he just went from Crim mumbling to smoker wheeze. There was no pause. There was no break. There was no in-between, just immediately.”
-Gallup 2021

Crim: "Stare deeply into my eyes"
Tait: "My diaper is now full"
-Crimzone and Tait 2021

"WHY ARE YOU DRIFTING SO MUCH?! YOU'RE NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOY-CON!"
-Tait 2021

Crim: "I have a feeling I'm making some enemies"
Tait: "Nah, you're not making enemies, you're just pissing me off"
-Crimzone and Tait 2021

Tait: "Oh, you know that Dr. Pepper commercial where he just goes hye- "
-Tait 2021

finishes up a two-and-a-half hour game of UNO
Crim: "Was that what the Battle of the Somme was all about?"
Gallup: "That was World War I, World War II, and Vietnam all at once
-Crim and Gallup 2021

sees a picture of a creepy doll
Gallup: on the verge of tears "I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do this"
-Gallup 2021

"Haha, you can't get me from down he- OH MY GOD "
-Tait as he gets shivved

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"So in this case, instead of being another brick in the wall, it's another ♥♥♥♥ in the wall"
-Tait 2022

“Beep beep big triangle coming through”
-Maranda 2022

"That'll make the bastard cower when the St Basil's Cathedral is demolished by a giant hot chip"
-RED 2022

Crim: "How old was I when I was 18?"
Toffee: "18"
Crim: "Oh yeah"
-Crimzone and Toffee 2022

RED: "Unfortunately i fell off, and tragically bumped my head, currently awaiting my mama to call the doctor"
Gallup: "The doctor told him he has 3 days to live"
-RED and Gallup 2022

"YOU SHOT MY WING OFF YOU BASTARD"
-RED 2022

“Just jump like you got ants eating your butt and balls”
-RED 2022

"I hope these 2 weeks fly by, I can't wait to meet Maranda, meet Micah, meet your parents, ♥♥♥♥ your mom"
-Tait 2022

Gallup: playing Stairway To Heaven on guitar
Maranda: “I need booze”
-Gallup and Maranda 2022

“BONLON”
-Crimzone 2022

“I want cheeeeese ”
-Drunk Tait 2022

“Your salad is a hazard”
-Dad 2022

“U is for ur anus… BOMBS "
-Tait 2022

Crim: "So you have about 68 years from the time that computer was first turned on before it explodes."
Gallup: "Ehh... that should give me enough time to live a long, probably miserable life."
- Crimzone and Gallup, 2022

Gallup: “I’m drunk”
Toffee: “I’m Irish”
-Gallup and Toffee 2022

Gallup: "I'm tired man"
Maranda: "I know, I'm boring"
Gallup: "No, c'mon man how long am I going to have to listen to that dribble?"
Maranda: "Dribble? I don't know how to play basketball"
-Gallup and Maranda 2022

Gallup in the shower making bubbles with shampoo
"Man getting violently assaulted just for blowing bubbles, we do live in a society"
-Gallup and Maranda 2022

Gallup: " THAT was a woman?"
Maranda: "Yes, that was"
Gallup: shakes head in disbelief "We do live in a society"
-Gallup and Maranda 2022

" I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EUROPE "
-Tait 2022

"It's like Rudolph is chasing after me"
-RED 2022

"Yeah, I want to hump a Chinese ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
-Crimzone 2022

"You know you're in trouble when your horn honks the belly"
-Gallup 2022

"So that's where all my Ireland genes come from"
-Tait 2022

Tait: "Hey Crim, I got a joke for ya"
Crim: "What's that?"
Tait: "What did the caveman do after dumping his wife?"
Crim: "What'd he do?"
Tait: "He wiped his ass"
-Tait and Crimzone 2022

RED: "Why do I look like a Flintstones character?"
Gallup: "Hey c'mon, that's just my art style"
RED: "Your art style is Hannah-Barbara?"
-Gallup and RED 2022

Maranda: "Get on"
Gallup: "I'm trying but my computer is just a Model T"
-Maranda and Gallup 2022

"I need to start farting"
-Gallup 2022

"We're gonna take a ride in the pea-mobile"
-Tait 2022

"I think I'm putting my jacket on upside down"
-Crimzone 2022

Gallup: "I meant to say herbal"
Tait: " Surrrrreeee that's what you meant to say, BLAEMTGY- "
Gallup and Tait 2022

Gallup: "Hey Tait, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
Tait: "...I'm leaking puss"
Gallup and Tait 2022