Own a missile guidance system for home defense, since that's what the CIA intended. Two "weather balloons" break into my airspace. "Hooooonk mi mi mi mi mi" as I wake up in my presidential seat to the news. I command my F22 Raptor and Redbull addicted pilot to service. The pilot reports missile lock on the first target, I give the green light and he freakin atomizes the first sum bridge. Pilot reports low fuel and a radar ping 20 clicks out. Draw my ZSU-23-4 antiaircraft gun on the second sum bridge, miss him entirely because there's no tracking software and nail the neighboring country. Fix myself some ice cream and order a missile strike on the last terrified rapscallion. He vaporizes waiting on the FBI to arrive since the Chinese know damn well they're not getting those back, American taxes well spent, Just as the CIA intended.

YHW

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