dumpstered me on 180 ping, legend

+rep good at game <3

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy ♥♥♥ in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-erhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU

This guy is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He gets nutty shots
5. He peaks right where we are
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.

Horiest gamer ong

hello Maori Gamer #1