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Verfasst: 13. März 2021 um 15:05

Sorry if English bad, I try hard to write review with help of machine translation.

My name is Mikhail and I am operator of humble "Municipal Waste Collection Vehicle" in faraway land of Emerica. Not greatest life yes, but such is life when only office desk job one is capable of is behind office desk with Kalashnikov in hand. I flee from border patrol duty on boat in Vladivostok to Emerica to avoid cleaning neighbourhood of pending bloodshed. I find job cleaning neighbourhood of garbage instead and currency is small, but good compared to government-mandated rubles. Apartment room also small, but good and western food very good compared to cold Zakuski from Babushka (I miss very much despite awful taste xaxaxa).

Life is kind and with much nourishment, yet I am not sated due to illness doctor deems as "homesick". This where I purchase game Metro 2033 with world of community and brotherhood sewed together like worn-out Shuba full of bullet holes. Surviving with comrades in arms against odds of cold and honest environment of motherland and its inhabitants. It is the life. The life I miss some nights, but fortunate enough to receive exaggerated replication in game as substitute. I give recommendation to free Metro 2033 game for intriguing experience despite issues of age.

Thanks for read. Dasvidaniya.
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4 Kommentare
Judas★Casarol 7. Apr. 2021 um 5:42 
:steamthumbsup:
Sir WeinerBob Jr. 27. März 2021 um 14:43 
Cool Dude have a amazing year. друг.
Zwazin 22. März 2021 um 3:15 
Read that shit in a Russian accent
NickHiro 18. März 2021 um 13:24 
Nice Review!