HappyKillmore
jimbo   Arkansas, United States
 
 
So there was this guy, he really liked trains... like an unhealthy amount. He decides its a good idea to go ahead and steal a train. He then wrecks said train and kills several people, ultimately landing him in jail. He is sentenced to death via electric chair. When asked what he would like for his last meal, he said a banana. He eats the banana, they flip the switch, and nothing happens. Well you cant try a man twice for the same crime, so they have to let him go. Wouldn't you believe he stole another train... Crashes it, kills a ton of people in the process landing himself yet again in jail, sentenced to death by electric chair. When asked what he would like for his last meal he said, a banana. He eats the banana, they flip the switch, and nothing happens. Well you cant try a man twice for the same crime, so they have to let him go. He steals another train... crashes it and kill more people. He is sentenced to death by electric chair again, only this time they said no last meal. They flipped the switch and nothing happened. Everyone thought the banana was protecting this man, but in actuality he was just a bad conductor.
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AnimatedJ 25 dec. 2021 la 16:38 
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy, happy, and prosperous New Year.
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Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy, happy, and prosperous New Year.