Rest in peace.

RIP Jake, Im gonna miss playing games with you and im gonna remember the days we sat at the table in cafeteria back in middle school during breakfast, those days were fun and simple. You really meant a lot to all of us and i think about you on a daily basis now, going to your funeral made me realize how short life is and enjoy every moment of our life, good or bad because we never know what day will be our last. I love you jake, rest easy and save some chicks for me up there in heaven.

SERIOUS: To anyone who may not know this wonderful person outside of the internet, Jake died of a self inflected gunshot wound on 5/12/2019. As much as this may seem like a joke, it is far from it and it saddens me to the highest degree because he was such a beautiful person, he had so much potential and it bothers me to be writing this. I am considerably sad, and I cannot imagine how the people who knew him in day to day life must feel.

Bully

-rep cheater and is mean

-Own a musket for home defense, since it's what the founding fathers intended.
-Four Russians break into house
-"What the devil?" I say as I grab my musket and powdered wig
-Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot
-Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entire because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog
-I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
-"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the extra shrapnel sets off car alarms
-Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion
-Bleeds out waiting on the police because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
-Just as the founding father's intended