So let me just start by saying I’m GOATed at cod. I play on 16-16 sens and every day I spend about 5 hours just melting fools on the CDL playlist. Pure comedy, on god. Call of duty is becoming burger town, all these noobs sweating with mp5s and trophies while I’m beaming them from across the map with a thermal sight p90 behind a deployable cover. No cap I play with $hit classes like the ones faze swagg used to use in BO4 and I still worldstar kids pretty much every time I pick up the sticks.

Anyways, after the New York home series, this a$$hole Empire fan in my class started giving my duo $hit for being a Huntsmen fan and I pretty much lost full off the rip. I was straight up mindblown, an Empire fan talking $hit to a Huntsmen fan? Brooo it’s like this guy forgot who he was talking to. Me and my duo are huge Huntsmen fans, like we pretty much built the green wall ourselves. I hook up Scump with mad donos every time he goes live, one time I even matched up with him in a game he posted on YouTube (it’s called The Shipment Strat, look it up - it has over 500k views, I was gunning people side by side with Seth like T2P themselves). So anyways this guys like “huntsmen are so overrated bro, Prestinni’s a burger.”

As soon as he said that, I knew it was chalked. See, people like this fool don’t realize how competitive cod is really played. It’s not all about KD. I do a ton of VOD review, and being a Huntsmen/Faze fan (I’m not a faze bandwagon, just a fan of Simp, Cellium, Priestahh, Abezy, and Crowder) who recently also started supporting Florida, I know all the strats and see how teamwork, map control, and positioning are so important in COD. As soon as Huntsmen signed Preston, I knew all the braindead bandwagon fans would lose full the second Prestinni had a bad map. But me? I knew he was exactly what this team needed. Not only would his addition improve the vibes, but he is also the perfect entry sub to pair with Scump and Envoy. I’ve seen Preston play with Simp and Abezy (I was a EU, Optic, and 100T fan last year), so I’ve seen firsthand how he opens things up for the players around him and gets guys absolute so his teammates can pick up the kill. I saw him do it on Florida too, because they played huntsmen and faze a couple times before he got benched and at the time I was doing a ton of VOD review to figure out what Faze and Huntsmen needed to do to get better.

So back to this Empire di**rider in my class. He’s talking ♥♥♥♥ about how Shotzzy, Huke, and Illey are all so much more cracked than Huntsmen, saying Scump and Formal are washed and about to retire just like the GOAT did (Nadeshot famously hung up the sticks in 2015 when everyone was saying he was too old to keep playing and costed his team). “Play your life bro, I got your pinch!” I yelled to my duo.

My classmate had no idea what was coming. Little did he know, I’m also a lowkey Subliners fan (but only when they play teams like Surge and Legion). Out of nowhere, I did a ZooMaa flank and beamed him in the back of the head with my controller (an original Optic Gaming SCUF I carry around with me with a sharpie at all times in case I ever run into Seth). Kind of an ego chal because I could’ve easily 1v1ed him in the game and fried him like a burger instead of assaulting him in real life, but what can I say - I was cracked out and lost full. BANG BANG.

So now here I am in summer school on 4th of July studying for some dumbass US History test. Never knew till today but July 4th is actually the day NA gained independence from those EU bots. Who woulda thought. If only this test was a Huntsmen Trivia on COD gun sounds, no cap I would ace that test in 5 minutes. Anyways happy 4th, hope you guys have a good one

P.S. if anyone is looking for a FLEX/Snd sniper, hit me up. My 5.3 KD speaks for itself