Cool Dog
 
 
If you're reading this then hello enjoy a nice joke.
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls out. How many are left?
A: 499.

Q: What are the three steps to putting a elephant in a refridgerator?
A: 1. Open fridge. 2. Put elephant in. 3. Close fridge.

Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refridgerator?
A: 1. Open fridge. 2. Take elephant out. 3. Put Giraffe in. 4. Close Fridge.

Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a refridgerator.

Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at the birthday party.

Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit by a flying brick.
Marek 19 Dec, 2019 @ 6:32pm 
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Mouse 24 Sep, 2018 @ 6:15pm 
This man is part of the strong man crew.
He will carry you to victory everygame.
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Beans 26 Feb, 2018 @ 6:31pm 
-rep Grief/ Claims to be a cheater
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-rep cheater
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-rep used teeth
i main sniper 8 Jun, 2017 @ 2:41pm 
-rep