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Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...

I am looking for a nerdy girlfriend to play computer games with me and take over the cyberworld! No computer games, no sex. At the same time, she must sleep on my chest and touch my six pack. I am looking for a girlfriend to play League of Legends with me, to play World of Warcraft with me, to play Dota 2 with me, to play Maplestory with me, to play CS:GO with me, and also to get rich on Runescape with me. So if you know that girl who will play all those computer games with me, tag her roooooiiiiight now. Because I am nerdy, and single, and I am looking for a girlfriend to play computer games with me. nya~

is he still alive

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