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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:49am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:27am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:47am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:07am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:59am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:04am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:00am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:41pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:17am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:20am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:43pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:32pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:54am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:54pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:55am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:17am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:06am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:04am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:03am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:59am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:49am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:43am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:36pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:22pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:37am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:54am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:31am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:09am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:05am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:14pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:55pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:54pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:59am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:32am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:39am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:52pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:30am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:27am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:43pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:57am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:48am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:07pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:01pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:41pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:56am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:12am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:13am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:09am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:32pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:55am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:47am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:18am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:21pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:44am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:51pm

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:44am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:51pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:37am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:28pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:46pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:56am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:47am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:51am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:51am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:12am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:48am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:52am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:57am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:56am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:10am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:02am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:54pm

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:05am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:03am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:03am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:40am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:21pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:49pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:06am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:21am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:51am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:56am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:51am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:06am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:01am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:48am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:05am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:05am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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