>Car Riderz! A Text Adventure in your Console!
> You see someone in a car, what do you do?
Jump On CarI
> Now Entering Simulation
... Loading
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Loaded!

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'''//////　 /|_| |_\`._ 　　II [Jump!]
　　　( _ 　_　 __\　　　　　　　II -- Jumped on Car Windshield
'''/// 　=`-(_)----(_)-'　　　　　　　　II
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"////// /|_| |_\`.___　　　　　　　　　　II [Roll]
　　( _ 　　　　　　II -- Rolling off windshield of Car
"/// =`-(_)----(_)-' 　　　　　　　　　　II Car is in Motion, Light is Green
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　　　　　　///// /|_| |_\`.___
　　　　　　　( _　 _ _____\
　//=`-(_)----(_)-'
[c-c-crack!]
--50% Shoulder Damage!
--Critical Hit!
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... END OF SIMULATION
> Game Over!
> Press X to replay!

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