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[Team Fortress 2 - Meet The Medic] Source: LYBIO.net

[Nature, bird sounds. Explosion!]

Scout:
Move Cyclops, move! Come on, come on, almost – aaahh! Uhh, a www. [Missles whistling.] Woah, who the? [Explosion!] Aaaahh!! [Hard impact, glass breaks. Dove coos] Medic.

[Team Fortress intro theme music]

Medic [OS]:
Wait, wait, wait – it gets better. When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Ah, ha ha!

Heavy:
[Heavy laughs loudly]

Medic [OS]:
Ah, anyway that’s how I lost my medical license. Heh. [Squish noise. Dove coos out of Heavy's chest area.] Archimedes, no! It’s filthy in there. Uck. Birds, ha ha ha. Now, most hearts couldn’t withstand this voltage, but I’m fairly certain your heart… [Small explosion, fleshy impact and breaking glass.]

Heavy:
What was noise?

Medic [OS]:
The sound of progress, my friend.

Medic [OS]:
Ah, perfect. Kill me. Later. Where was I? Ah, there we go. Come on, come on. [Maniacal laughter.]

Heavy:
[Worried laughter.]

Medic [OS]:
Oh, that looks good. Very nice there.

Heavy:
Should I be awake for this?

Medic [OS]:
Ah heh. Well, no. But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit? I can’t… seem… Ahh!! Oh, don’t be such a baby, …ribs grow back! No they don’t. [Angelic music, healing noises.]

Heavy:
[Deep inhale.] What happens now?

Medic [OS]:
Now? Hmm, hmm, hmm. Let’s go practice medicine. [Marching music.] [Choir, harps.] [Battle sounds.]

Demoman: Source: LYBIO.net
Medic!

Medic [OS]: Activates Gun Healing
[Music intensifies. Healing noise.] [Ding!]

Medic [OS]:
Yeah! Woo hoo hoo! Oh yeah!

Heavy [OS]:
Doctor! Are you sure this will work!?

Medic [OS]:
Ha ha, I have no idea! [Power-up, electrical noises.]

Heavy [OS]:
Yah! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! I am bulletproof! [Music crescendos – horns, guitar, choir.]

[Team Fortress closing theme music.]

[Engy plays guitar.]

Medic [OS]:
That looks good. Very nice there.

Scout [OS]:
Hey, thanks doc.

[Ding!]

Scout [OS]:
Aw, man. You would not believe how much this hurts.

[Muffled dove coos.]

Medic [OS]:
Archimedes?

Freedom!

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