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What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little pallet jack user? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Forklift Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sam's Club, and I have over 300 confirmed lifts. I am trained in the safe and efficient operation of a forklift and I’m the top pallet loader in the entire Costco Forklift Driver Facebook group. You are nothing to me but just another pallet. I will lift you the frick up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Costco supervisors across the USA and your Costco worker's ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your OSHA certification.

😩😩💦💦HNNNGGH😩💦💦colonel 💜i'm👆 trying😣 to🤫sneak 🤐😏around😎 but😜 i'm 😂dummy😂🍑THICC🍑 and the 👏clap👏 of my 🍑asscheeks🍑 keeps 🚨alerting🚨 the guards 💂‍♀️

𝕸𝕰𝕽𝕽𝖄 𝕮𝕳𝕽𝕴𝕾𝕿𝕸𝕬𝕾

❄🎅❄🎅🎄🎅⛄❄🎅❄ festive ♥♥♥♥ festive ♥♥♥♥🎄 thats ✔ some ❄❄♥♥♥♥ right❄❄th 🎅 ere❄⛄ ❄ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎄 i say so 🎄 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎄 ❄⛄❄⛄НOH0ОଠHＯOHOОଠHଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ❄ ❄ ⛄❄ 🎄 ❄ 🎅🎅 🎅 ❄❄festive ♥♥♥♥

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