Hark when the night is falling, hear, hear the pipes are calling
Loudly and proudly calling down through the glen
Where, where the hills are sleeping, now feel the blood a-leaping
High as the spirits of our old Highland men

Towering in gallant fame, Scotland my mountain hame
High may your proud standards gloriously wave
Land of my high endeavour, land of the shining river
Land of my heart forever, Scotland the brave!

The joke is that you are Scottish, lmao

Years ago, there was a great gathering of chieftains to discuss the dragon scourge we faced. Into our mist came a stranger from a strange land, covered in a cloak made of dragon skin. He carried no weapon and spoke softly, saying that he, Drago Bludvist, was a man of the people, devoted to freeing mankind from the tyranny of dragons. He claimed that he alone could control the dragons and that he alone could keep us safe, if we chose to bow down and follow him ... Aye, we laughed, too. Until he wrapped himself in his cloak and cried out, 'then see how well you do without me!'. The rooftop suddenly burst into flames, and from it, armored dragons descended, burning the hall to the ground. I...was the only one...to escape.

HATSUNE MIKU?????????????

why are orca jokes always so funny?
they come with a killer punchline!
BA DUM TSSSSSSS:D

Testes

Why did the whale call a detective?

He saw something that looked fishy