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VAPING GOT ME LAID!!!! To all of you who said it would never work, who said I was lame for using a healthy smoking alternative, here's to you! And to all the other nice guys who think they'll never get the girl, maybe my tale can bring you some hope:) So I was at a friends birthday party and got talking to this nice girl (who was a 6/10, (would've been an 8/10 but i heard she wasnt a virgin)), and well one thing led to another and suddenly we found ourselves in a room together, talking about how we both hated hookup culture and drinking. 30 seconds later her panties where off! (Noticed they were soaked through too by the way).The sex was even better than I thought it'd be! So this is the story of how a few innocent vape tricks led to a night of pure euphoria. This goes to show that some women DO have redeeming qualities. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!! :)

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