What in God's name did you just say about the good Lord, you child of God? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible Studies, I’ve been involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have performed over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I’m the top bishop in the entire Catholic Church. You are nothing to me but a sinful heretic. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking that blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the prayer service, my brother. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you have committed. You’re going to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church's rosaries and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the continent, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your “clever” little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to heaven, kiddo.