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The bank sent our statement this morning,
The red ink was a sight of great awe!
Their figures and mine might have balanced,
But my wife was too quick on the draw.
"Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!"
Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged.
Until he died, and so reached that vicinity:
in it he found that the damned things diverged.
-- Piet Hein
Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine,
Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline ...
But if you split those atoms fine,
🌳 -- 📗 -- 👳 -- 📕 -- 🍇 -- 🍖 -- 🐟 -- 🐊 -- 📀 -- 🚕 -- 🔋 -- 🎫 -- 🐠 -- 🏓 -- 🍧