I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bi*ch-ass motherf*cker, he pissed on my fu*king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fu*kin' quilly di*k out and he pissed on my fu*king wife, and he said his di*k was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small di*k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fu*ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fu*k the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fu*king Earth, now get outta my fu*king sight, before I piss on you too!

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