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In my conclusion all you wish to do is make money. I do not want to buy any puppies, nuclear weapons, or spoons. So if you were to be such a gentleman and not throw pancakes at aliens that wear gloves then i will kindly accept you back into clan. If you refuse to do so or try to import illegal talking mustaches then i'm afraid napoleon and hitler will kidnap your japanese llama childen mushiokarmatashi ,fukuyamashirio, and mihakarsushiyuki and will raise them as magical hipster demons. Once you reach the top of mount justin bieber then a tsunami will strike over your land causing the elephants to morph into exploding dolphins and then you will finally kiss a princess before she tries to "simply" walk into mordor. Then you will become dark overlord for 2 hours but the homosapiens will revolt and reveil that they were really the aliens who liked wearing gloves that you had thrown pancakes at years before. AND that is why you should't spam people.

natey no bad. must i give you a lecture? The purpose of spam is almost always to make money. Some people think that if the spam is targeted to a certain group of people, it does not qualify as spam. Some people also think that if an opt-out method is provided, then the message is not spam. Wrong! ALL unsolicited email is spam.

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