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bart1kz0re 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20pm 
don't play in the game dota2 , noob
ICUM4VARVA 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:41am 
St. Floyd, the patron saint 😇 of fentanyl and pistol 🔫 whipping pregnant 🤰🤰🤰 women 🤰👼

He 👨 was martyred in 👮 an event 🎫 where 🏃 he 👨 was innocently spending a counterfeit $20 🔳 bill 💰💸 and was brutally placed in 😭 the back 🤚 of a police 👮😠😡 car. 🚗 After 🙌👀 telling 🏇🏿♏ the fascist police 👮 that 💕 he 👨 couldn't 🙅‍♂️ breathe, 👄 that 😐 he 📷 had 💋 drugs 🚬🍭 in 🎐💪🏻 his 💦👦 rectum, and he 👨 had 👞 recently 🕛 had 😎🈶 covid, 1️⃣9️⃣ the fascists cruelly brought him ✅ back 🤚 out 🍖 of the police 👮 car 🚕 at his 💦 request. 🙏🏼🙌🏼
ICUM4VARVA 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:41am 
When 🕗 he 🎷 bravely fought for 💦 freedom, 🙌 the Nazi police 🚔 pinned him 👴 to the ground 😫 and one 🤠 of the bastards 🏽 knelt 🧎‍♂️ on 🔛 the back 👉 of his 💦 neck 💕🥺💖👑 for 🍆 a few 😋🔢 seconds 2️⃣🥈👇 to keep 🏃 the black ⚫ man 😎 down, 👤 as always. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷 After 👀 his 💦 death ⚰ by ⏩ having 👉 his 🚵🏾 neck 💕🥺💖👑 crushed, 💔 medical examiners tried 👀 to hide 🙈 the fact 😽 that 😐 he 👨 was murdered, ⚔️🔪🔫🔧 but 👄 luckily 🎱🍀 justice ⚖ was served. 😍🌺✨🌈

This sparked fiery but 😮 mostly 💁🙋 peaceful ☮ protests where 🤷 the only 🤣 people 👦👩 who 🤔💭 were 👩 murdered ⚔️🔪🔫🔧 were 🤔 killed 🎑 by 🎅 infiltrators and probably 💀 deserved it.
ICUM4VARVA 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm 
The overlooked 🙄 detail 🇩🇪🐊🐉 with Hoodwink is how unrealistic 🧞‍♂️ it is for a dainty 💅 squirrel 🐿 to be towing such a PHAT 🍑 ASS 🐴🍑.

I 👁 cannot 🚫 comprehend 🤔 how such an erotic 😍 e-squirrel even 🌝 exists 😂; what I 👁 wouldn't ❌🚫 give 👉🤲 to have her 👩 scurry 😓 up ☝ my tree 🌲🌳 and rabidly stuff 👌 my acorn shot 🔫 inside 👉💠 her ♀👩 bulging 😩 cheeks 🤜🏼🍑🤛🏼.

I've 🙋 been sitting 💺 in the hero 🦸 menu 📓 for DAYS 🌞 spinning 🌀 her 👩😮 around 🔃 and around 🔃, salivating over 😳🙊💦 that SUCCULENT 💦 gyroscope of hazelnut rodent 🙍🏻↔🐀 cake 🎂.
ICUM4VARVA 1 Jun, 2020 @ 7:08pm 
Gentlemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a short view ☀️😎 back to the past. Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, Niki Lauda 🇦🇹👴🏁🏎️3️⃣🏆 told us: “Take a trained monkey 🍌🐒, place him into the cockpit 💺☸️ and he is able to drive the car 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ later, Sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️4️⃣🏆 told us: “I had to start 🔑 my car 🏎️ like a computer 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️🖨️💽💾💿📀. It’s very complicated ❓🤔❓.” And Nico Rosberg 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️1️⃣🏆 said, err, he pressed during the race 🏁🏎️, I don’t remember 😕 what race 🏁🏎️, the wrong ✖️ button 🔘😱 on the wheel ☸️. Question ❓❔❓❔ for you two 👱👨 both.
ICUM4VARVA 1 Jun, 2020 @ 7:08pm 
Is Formula 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 driving today too complicated 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ and more ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 on the wheel ☸️, are you too much under effort 😰😥😰😥, under pressure 🏋️🏋️‍♀️? What are your wishes 🙏🙌🙏 for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race 🏁🏎️? Less ➖ buttons 🔘, more? Or less ➖ and more ➕communication with your engineers. 🏎️📣🗣️💬🗯️📈📉📊📋➡️👩‍💻👨‍💻👩‍💻👨‍💻🛠️🔧