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106 of 127 (83%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 11:39am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 4:23am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 4:24am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 2:27am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 2:36am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 4:25am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 1:19pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:42am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 11:37am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 6:44am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2016 @ 8:59am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 9:04am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 11:44am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2016 @ 3:49am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 4:22am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 2:27am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 2:34am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2016 @ 8:50am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:22am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 9:01am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 7:12am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:24am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 11:51am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2016 @ 3:32am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:24am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 6:54am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 8:48am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 9:23am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 10:46am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2016 @ 8:22am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2016 @ 9:25am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:10pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 2:00pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 8:48am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 2:43am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2016 @ 3:27am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 9:07am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2016 @ 10:13am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2016 @ 9:39am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 4:29am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 10:47am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 4:24am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:31pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:29pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:16pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:04pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:34pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 12:35am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:02pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:46pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:15pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:12pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 12:23am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 12:19am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 12:14am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2016 @ 9:34am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:28pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 12:57pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 5:24pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 7:44am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 7:50am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 6:20am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 5:55am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 5:32am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 5:41am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:24am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 1:06pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 4:25am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 10:05am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:03am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 10:05am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:21pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 2:58am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:47pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:17pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 4:27am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 10:03am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:29pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 4:33am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 4:04am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:34pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:24pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2016 @ 12:12pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:56pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2016 @ 2:31pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:31pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2016 @ 2:42pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:30pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2016 @ 2:35pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:17pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:14pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:41pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 3:01pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2016 @ 2:43pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.