I sexually identify as a Donald Trump. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of Making America Great Again. People say to me that a person being a Donald Trump is impossible and that I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m going to wear a suit and tie 24/7, start my own multi-billion dollar corporate empire, and eventually run for President of the United States. Why you ask? Because I'm Donald ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Trump. From now on, I want you guys to call me “Mr. Trump” and respect my right to keep on winning and Make America Great Again. If you can’t accept me, you're a Trumphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.