It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

I want to preface this by saying I'm okay, no catastrophic eye damage to me or my father.
We aren't in the path of totality, but we still bought a few pairs for viewing. Now I'd like to say I thought I'd be one of the smart ones this time around, but looks like I almost bought a one way ticket to Stupidville.
As we were watching it, I got the bright idea (Pun definitely intended) of grabbing my binoculars and trying to see through with the eclipse glasses. So I put the glasses on first, then brought the binoculars up to my eyes. Took a minute to find the sun, but eventually I did and it was awesome! We could see some sunspots and the lines were so crisp and clear! It was pretty cool, so I let my dad give it a go as well.

As I took a second turn, I noticed my right eye felt irregularly hot. I brushed it off, especially since the binoculars favored the left lense for viewing. Once I was done looking I took the binoculars off and noticed my grave error; THE LENSE OF THE BINOCULARS MADE A BEAM OF CONCENTRATED SUPER-LIGHT THAT MADE A HOLE IN THE GLASSES THAT ALMOST FRIED ME LIKE A LIGHTSABER TO THE RETINA.
I threw the glasses off my face and look down from the sun and we both checked our eyes for ghosting images. Thankfully, we were both fine! But looking back, I nearly became one of the people I laughed at so naively.

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Keiren and ethan i deleted you on fb because I've just had enough of you constantly insulting me for no reason and claiming its "banter" or something along those lines and i put up with it because I felt i had to but after les mis rehearshals I realised I was chosen out of 500+ people to be in a cast of 50 to work with west end proffesionals in a show that Cameron Mackintosh(The man who basically runs the west end) wants to come see which just goes to prove that I am worth something and i must be doing something right and I don't need to put up with your toxicity anymore and i also don't want other people to see it and associate me with you because I am very different to both of you and don't want to put in the same boat as you. Hope that clears everything up and I am currently counting down to when you start to rip into me for saying this but I just don't want you two constantly talking ♥♥♥♥ about everything I post.

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

My Mother is a prostitute, and was throughout my childhood. My love for games and movies originated with me hiding in my room as the clients had their way with her. I used to be popular at school as I was constantly giving away the expensive chocolates her clients gave her as gifts.

When I was 16 she invited my friend Jack, who was the same age as me, to move in with us after his Dad went to jail. At some point they started having sex which I didn't mind at all. I remember one time we were watching a Buffy the Vampire Slayer sex scene when my Mom sashayed into the room. Jack, flushed and sweating grabbed her hand and said "Laura can you come with me, I have something I need to show you". I told them to keep the noise down so I could enjoy Buffy.

Another time Jack and I were quietly playing games as my Mom serviced a client, guess Jack was jeaous, as soon as the John was gone Jack charged into Mom's room to have sex with her.

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we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

hey girl were you born from june 21st to july 22nd? because you're definitely cancer

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the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

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