Yes, I'm probably old enough to be your mom.
Yes, I do bite, but no, not in the fun way... in the "you are gonna lose a limb" way.
No, you won't get any dirty talk from me.
Yes, I do swear sometimes.
Yes, I am married.
No, I don't ever cheat
and No, that's not a real picture of me, it's a photo of my favorite singer.