After a good 5v5 on CS, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy with a great spray. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great wipes and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cod lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my left ear, i felt his hard lumber push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

love you <3