What if God was a girl?

What if princess ogma was a dude?

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I am also writing a sentence that doesn't have a subject and is pointless, but it is not nearly as long as Logan's.

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Since there are apparantly no other comments on here, I'm commenting an extremely long sentence about how I'm writing a sentence whose only purpose it to run on for a long time and also so that you read it and realize that it doesn't actually have a subject and is pointless.