Somehow, trying to get Granny Weatherwax and 'panty raid' into the same
sentence is beyond me.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Vote anarchist.
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Kissing don't last, cookery do.
-- George Meredith
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He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't
encounter many rivals.
-- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
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Rule of Feline Frustration:
When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly
content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the
bathroom.
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You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!
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Brian: Look at you. You spent all that time making Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder.
Stewie: Help me up.
Brian: I would but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting.
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NOTICE:
Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
be summarily put out.
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