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kermit the frog stuck his hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥ in miss piggy's ♥♥♥♥ then banged her for 7 seconds and blown his load on her bacon tits.
Then she forced him to clean his frog spawn ejaculate off of her 8 pig tits and swallow it, which he did like a champ.
Kermit then tied miss piggy up and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her so hard that her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cooked, kermit thought it smelt good and went to eat miss piggy's ass which she thought was for "sexual pleasure".
But he took a bite of miss piggy's ass, and it tasted delicious.
Kermit went on to murder miss piggy, cook her remains and eat her.
The leftovers were given to Ethan Bradberry and some were mailed to the city of England to Nick Crompton.
Kermit road his unicycle around town for a while, singing "here come dat boi, o ♥♥♥♥ waddup".
He then gave his unicycle to a nearby charity shop, after that he went and bought a balloon and tied himself to it and let himself fly away.

Kermit has still been missing to this day.