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-- Norm Schryer
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Peter: [throwing his arms up in the air when Lois walks in the door] [shouts]
Peter: I didn't have my hand down my pants!
Lois: Good for you.
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There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.
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... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage
from beginning to end.
-- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"
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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus
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I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!
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The trouble with witches is that they'll never run away from things they really hate.
And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them's a mongoose.
(Witches Abroad)
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Peter: Quiet, sweetie. Men are talking.
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