Quite obviously on CS:GO


I don't play many games, mainly CS:GO
I'm pretty much always salty, so if I abuse you for no reason don't take it to heart
Add me on snapchat big_spoof, I send nudes daily
I'm not looking for a CS team but if I get offered a position I will think about it
Pretty much all my hours on CS:GO are on MM, but about 400 hours are on surf servers
There is a high percentage chance that I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mother in the past
Come to think of it, I am probably your daddy
If you got this far I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea what you do with your life
I contracted AIDS from eating dead horse meat in South East Asia
I masturbate a minimum of 11 times a day


mpgh.com
thepiratebay.com
redbull.com
yourmum.com
sweatyfatvirgins.com <------- (recommended for you)
eharmony.com
lemonparty.com


1. If you have added me for a trade, add me and either send me a trade offer or tell me in chat what you want to trade

2. Once the trade has been completed I will remove you from my friends list

3. I will +rep anyone who deserves it, so don't go asking for it

4. Don't send me stupid offers or try scamming me (you will be blocked insantly)


Main Games: CS:GO
Rank: Distinguished Global Legendary Supreme Master Elite
Sensitivity: 1800dpi and 2.5 in game. Zoom sens: 1
Resolution/Aspect Ratio: 1920x1080p in 16:9
Crosshair: s1mple's, google it you fat ♥♥♥♥
View Model: ♥♥♥♥ knows, default I guess


Motherboard: Asus H81M
Graphics Card: GTX Titan
CPU: Intel 404 740 kHz
RAM: 500MB DDR1 333MHz
PSU: 4 AA batteries
SSD: I wish
HDD: 3x4gb USB sticks
Case: Nike Air shoe box


Mouse: Microsoft Ball Mouse (1800dpi)
Keyboard: Some Kmart thing
Mouse Mat: Piece of A4 paper
Headset: Motorola earbuds
Monitor: Monochrome monitor from 1961


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Gooni
Lachlan
Cynic
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Cadan
Painkiller


"Pingaz." - The Pingers Guy

"Pingaz." - Trent Simpson

"I take it really far up the bum 8^)." - Trent Simpson

"♥♥♥♥ Cakes." - RoboHobo

"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UR MUM ♥♥♥♥♥♥, SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥." - Every 12 year old ever