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🍧 * 🥞 * 🌂 * 🚙 * 📕 * 👳 * 👾 * 🎄 * 🌳 * 🕺 * 🌋 * ⚡ * 🚙 * 🍖 * 🌏 * 🚕
ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement.
"Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming."
"Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!