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Recent reviews by Alphanumero

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1 person found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
A great game. I love it :)
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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58 people found this review helpful
93 people found this review funny
17.4 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Ah a piece of candy!

Ah a piece of candy!

Ah a piece of candy!

Ah a piece of candy!

Ah a piece of candy!

Don't fall trap for this game. This game is as pointless as your chances of ubtaining gf.exe

Ah a piece of candy!
Posted 15 July, 2015.
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68 people found this review helpful
109 people found this review funny
27.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
I have so many other games.
That need my love and care.
So many worthy of my time.
They were great games.
I will miss them!

Mi bodi is redi 4 u, HW /11
Posted 25 February, 2015.
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64 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
966.4 hrs on record (131.1 hrs at review time)
Ok so I had this mad hat and through the fire and demos I ran into the capture point, because you know, that is what you do in doing the game playing of this game. You kill the annoying spies that kill the campers snipahs and avoid the pie-rews' flame. All in the days job. Tick tock. Time goes by and I relise havent eaten any food for 8 hours. Sleep. Eh, who needs it. I am really hungry though. A sandwich would be nice. *bonks head on monitor*. Maybe I should buy a new hat. Wait killstreak my Scottish Resistance. Oh em gee. Yes. Oh noes. Out of real world moneh. Gawgdanngit.

I would say stay away from this game like the thing that you stay well away from but I am gonna say get on the point ya half wit! Ehhhalbeegit! Drunk +1 rekt mishun beguns in sexty seconds yoo
Posted 8 December, 2014.
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156 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
This is the most touching story that I have ever been fortunate enough to experience. Better then Skyrim. Amazing character development. Flies.

Webs. Leaves. The cosmos. All that is no match for one that has the determination to reach for the stars and claim what's theirs.

Highly recommended. 10/10
Posted 15 June, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Great and looks amazing, even for an Early Access game.
Posted 29 April, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
21.4 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Great Hardcore FPS that relies heavily on teamwork.
Posted 27 April, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
103.1 hrs on record (80.7 hrs at review time)
Do you enjoy shooting army mans? Do you enjoy doing so in the most authentic manner possible? Then look no further! Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad is here to save us all from the twitch shooters and tactical FPS wannabes! And incase you wandering, yes, it does only take one projectile to the head to terminate the target. You can also get nutshots! :D

But in all seriousness, this is the most immersive, authentic, thrilling and memorable WWII FPS that I have ever played. Team work increases the immersion and fun of the game but is not a must to enjoy it. The ballistics are realistic too, whether it came from an 88 or G41.

10/10
Posted 27 April, 2014.
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7 people found this review helpful
31.1 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Rome was not built in a
Posted 17 March, 2014.
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