Matt social distancing himself right outta the picture frame...

A female colleague smiling at me out of the blue (annoying not at work!).
During lunch break going into the restaurant a girl walking in front of me suddenly turns around, looks me in the eyes for one second then says: "Huh!" (my colleagues accused me of illegaly touching her ass!)
As I brought back the glasses to the juice bar in the corner of my eye I saw the waitress ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me hard from the side forcing me to turn around to say goodbye and she gave me a strong luring smile (not unattractive but not my type!).
Back at work a female 25 year old client told me we could meet before our next meeting (wtf!? Absolutely illegal!).
At my way home a woman approached me and said something weird I could not understand. I stopped, looked at her and said: "I did not understand." She said "Where is an ATM?" (The ATM was only 5 yards away clearly in sight!)
Plus two digit women of all ages gave me IOI´s but that was not annoying.
Do you also feel sometimes it is too much?

Girl: Do u love me?
Guy: Of course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me?
Guy: No
Girl: Will you love me forever?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Will u ever leave me?
Guy: No
Girl: I love you


Now read it backwards.

hey man you need 2 calm down when you are playing video games

this my ♥♥♥♥♥

when you lose everything, when it all falls down,
broken, and shattered, in the silent sound,
we are open to the greatest change, to be filled with hope,
looking for a sign, in our boundless scope,
to seek out the light, to comfort our defeat,
to give us new strength, so that we may never retreat,
to strive towards the future, to follow our dreams,
to realize ourselves, and let our souls scream,
let it cry out in victory, to let it be said,
for when we were broken, left to hang by a thread,
that in our time of need, we did not break, nor bend,
but we stood strong and proud, as one, in the end.

Guys, I don't think we are the most advanced civilization because we are limited to our bodies and/or to death. People say that immortality is bad because it would mess with you but what if we would all have been immortal and more intelligent?A higher intelligence would offer us the ability to remain calm over the problems you can have in an infinite period of time. Intelligence could offer you something like a deep sleep to rest your brain so you can take breaths from ''too much living''. Intelligence is not the only thing that limits us.

Hi there. My name is Tommy Roach. I was born in December 6, 1994. I was quite the biggest fan of the Muppets because they are one of my all time favorites in the whole world. My best entire life is turning so spectacular and very Muppetational too. However, if I would be the biggest fan of Youtube, I would be very much impressed by working hard and being cooperative. I love to watch the Muppets since I was ten years old. Besides, I have got a humongous plush set of the Muppet characters. Therefore, I have been practicing performing my puppets all year long and made all the people laugh when some of my Youtube videos are funny. When I grow up, I would like to be a puppeteer just like Jim Henson, who is the creator of the Muppets.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Yo Matt, you ever think you'll talk to me again?

! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

hey mathew just wanted to give you a little update turns out i do have colon cancer ill be ta,lking to you soon make sure to visit me in the hosptial

Hi mathew I'm back from serving my 2nd tour in Syria. Hit me up if you want to play I really want to play with you and your buddies again.

This guy runs the best ♥♥♥♥♥ house this side of the river

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

dad

helopm im fsuffering haha yo im mad faded right now U wan me to strfagt start playn HALO DEMO ?? that hl:k@WAS my ♥♥♥♥!! back in the day. playin on the LAN fam i aint kno how 2 shoot tho i jus run em over wit da warthogg untiklm they B00T ME frkolm　手ェsurver VIEWS FROM THE 6 WAS NOT AS goodf asz IFRTITL buut sureas ♥♥♥♥♥♥!hell better than byonce lmaoooooo hey kid u want an ipad fr CHRISMAS??? u wnanna watch ur favorite letsplay???????????!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

SENPAI MATHUEW-SAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq1mLvB42nM watch my movie pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl6sPqdeaTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3T1M9QfGs

smelly sackof ♥♥♥♥

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ nog tried to get a hand beezy from me.... and i did it

+rep bad waifu

Allahu Akbar

✈️🏢💥✈️🏢💥🔥🔥🔥⬇️⬇️‼️👳🏾👻🙏🏾

This kid .......raped.me...

Tｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ
　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　
２ｗｅｅkｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　
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　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Gay Porn）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

lol

Definitely.

http://evangelcathedral.net/ Is this that chuch you go to?

nice hacks

This is a peice of trash page, it's fake and gay

omg dude ur such a scrub dude

Stupid fool gave away his knife in a trade offer without looking XD... + Rep Showed me how to make profit. Now I work at hooters and sell crack part time..

I wanna slam, the very best.
Like no baller ever was.
To dunk them is my real test,
To slam them is my cause.

I will dribble across the court,
Passing far and wide.
Use Space Jammers to understand,
The slamming that's inside!

PokeJam, gotta slam em all
It's you and Barkley.
I know it's my Dunkstiny

PokeJam, oh your my baller
In a court we must defend.

PokeJam, Gotta slam em all
A ball so true,
Our dunking will Slam us through

You dunk me, and I'll Slam you
PokeJam, Gotta Slam em all
PokeJam

I can't explain the feelings you just brought up in me....
It's too much for mankind to hold back tears...
My soul is all calm like seas on a sunny day...
Every time I hear this, I know it'll all be good..
But I can't hold back on crying.
This is just too beautiful...
Thank you...

what the hell is wrong with this entire thing

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You've just been neincat!

I feel that personally I like your face

herro!!!

Jazzy Space Monkey, girl you so jazzy.

you are great