-Brother, would you spare me some of your oats?

No.

These are MY oats brother. You must gather your own.

Brother! Please, I beg of you! See me with your eyes. Do you not see the face of your beloved brother who has always been on your side? Listen to my words, my plea! Don't you remember the days we spent frolicking in the mud and eating our oats together as companions? Dont you remember when we huddled for warmth in the cold, harsh winters? Don't you remember when I shared my oats with you? Don't you remember when I comforted you? Don't you remember the love i showered you with every day, every week, every month and every year of our shared lives? How could you forget me brother? Have you really doomed me to this meaningless existence, so vapid and empty? Is there truly no remorse left in you? I ask you, please, remember just one thing at least, it could be anything. It could be the most meaningless moment of your life, but so long as it is a memory of the time when we were once brothers I would feel a great relief. Could you do that at least? I do not require oats anymore, you may have all the oats you want for the rest of your life and I will happily starve to death in my dark corner, so long as you remember anything. Please brother, how many times must I ask you with no result? Dp you wish me to waste my life away? Did you never love me at all brother? Did you despise me so much that you wished to imprison me to this hellish, inescapable reality? Grant me mercy brother, and tell me. Why have you done this? Was it really just the oats? Or was it something deeper, more vile and more cruel, something worse than gluttony and greed? What was it brother, that you tore away from me?

I am not to blame for that defect of your mind, brother! Giving oats to the oatless. Now you pressure me. as if I might suffer the same in my soul. Brother, there is no mercy for the oatless. I do not even hear them. For you, brother, I answer only as to settle accounts and, in filling that final fraternal debt, I release you forever to your oatless existence. All i hear now is that heavenly stirring, of oats in those stomachs of beasts more full than mine! The hights I must climb! The girth i must grow! I do not know you, dear brother. Had I one who ever loved me, that brother would have tore his shrinking belly open and let me feast before begging for my share. There is much eating to be done. I must play catch up with destiny. Do not pester me further, brother. Every word i spead is an oat I spill.

And so, you perish..

'every word I speak is an oat I spill'
I repeat as I eat to ward off ill will.
Why then do my tears run into this grout?
Salting the sweet oats while filling me out.
The tastier the trough the worse it stales
Without good brothers who have earned their shares.
Against nature my heart wants to rebel.
Does this sweet cane make of you can Abel?
Will i know, unable to verbalize
which muddy patch you'll lifeless fertilize?
Yet, a life MUST end that mine might ascend
To size and shapes which the largest contend.
Destiny is a troubling swallow.
A stomach full never felt so hallow.
A mouthful never drew me to wallow
In such horrible fraternal sorrow.
I cannot bare your gaze, go on! Journey!
I'll wear a stone face, choking on your gurney.
Call out to me always if you so wish,
to the pig-faced glutton slurping next dish,
Loathing himself as your cause to perish
But never enough to share such delish.

Goodbye, brother.

-I have Aspergers, which is a form of autism. Before you think I'm lying, I've actually been diagnosed when I was young by a professional (self-diagnosed).

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