THE TORTELLINI ON MY WEENIE,

PEPPERONI ON THE WAAAAAALLS

CHEESY ON MY PEENY

AND SOME SALSA ON MY BALLS

Snapchat says my room is 47 degrees

Like the name of a minor Roman god, this word for a caretaker comes from the Latin for "door"

Of all the states named after Indian tribes, this one is the farthest west

Of the 1st 7 presidents, only these 2 were not re-elected