+rep thx for game

corn dogs

add me

Once upon a time, this guy played games with me, now he is just a loner and dosent play with a single person anymore. He is now cooped up in his room and I can no longer get ahold of him. This man is also a wanted criminal, if you see him please call your local police, the reward is over a million dollars.... He in all honesty is a sick and twisted man... Oh you wanna know what he did? He stopped playing games with several, which is a federal offense. Please... We need to find this rotten man.

Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://steamproxy.net/id/burner_founder , he will discuss your salary with you

THE OLD POOL SHOOTER had won many a game in his life. But now it was time
to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor.

"Sorry," he said with a smile.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Convention organizer to Linus Torvalds: "You might like to come with us
to some licensed[1] place, and have some pizza."

Linus: "Oh, I did not know that you needed a license to eat pizza".

[1] Licenced - refers in Australia to a restaurant which has government
licence to sell liquor.
-- Linus at a talk at the Melbourne University
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In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying
of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view."
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I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes.
No problem.
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"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
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