𝕺𝖍 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖉 𝕴 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖆 𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖈𝖐 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 ...𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖊 𝖎𝖙. 𝕷𝖊𝖘𝖙 ... 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐? 𝕳𝖆𝖍𝖆 𝕴 𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖙 .., 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖊 𝖎𝖙...𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊..? ... 𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆 𝖓𝖆𝖞, 𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖎𝖙...𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙?

[smacks lips profusely] SO HOL UP [steals a car] SO U BE SAYIN [gets jiggy wit it] SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN [eats a skittle] AYO SO [checks for nearest KFC] U BE SAYIN [collects welfare] HOL UP [licks teeth then smacks lips] AYO [does the crip walk] SO U BE SAYIN [opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown]SO U BE SAYIN [blazes out] WE WUZ [goes to check in with his parole officer] WE WUZ [sucks air through teeth] AYO HOL UP WE WUZ [pulls up sagging pants] SO WE WUZ [instinctively looks around for the police]U SAYIN WE WUZ [faints and then gets up] SOM FINNA [grabs a chick's tts] SO WE WUZ [shouts at movie theater screen] SOM FINNA [chucks spear] AYO SOM FINNA [sets down cotton bale] HOL UP [strokes welfare check pensively] WE WUZ [throws up gang sign] SOM FINNA [swings from basketball hoop] WE WUZ [grabs dck and shuffles left and right] SO WE WUZ [participates in drive by shooting] HOL UP MUH N*GGA [rapes] U SAYIN WE WUZ [sells crack] KANGZ N ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each others round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

If you want to be proud of a large animal you killed then you need to kill it with a spear.

Seriously where is the challenge in killing a Buffalo with a high caliber rifle round from long range? Congrats, the animal never saw it coming! Your supersonic lead blew its brains out from 300 yards with the flick of a finger. Man the ♥♥♥♥ up and fight the animal 1v1. It’s got horns, and you have got a spear. It has brawn, and you have brains. Test your agility against its brute strength. Cut its heart out and eat it raw. Then I might be impressed.

Minecraft, but he's torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find out. Also, according to Youtube statistics, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It's free and you can always unsubscribe. Enjoy the video.

Oh my god. Your comment was so unbelievably funny that I cannot physically stop laughing. My vocal cords are vibrating so violently that I’m throwing up blood. My throat is producing so much sound for so long that parts of my spine have shifted out of place through the sheer vibration, causing me indescribable pain. My entire body from the shoulders up is visibly shaking due to the sound I am producing. My lungs are running out of air by the second. My entire body is screaming in pain. Anyone to see me in this state would assume I’m having a horrible seizure. The laughter reverberating in my ears has driven me to madness. The sheer hilarity of your comment, the pure and untainted comedy that you typed with your holy fingers blessed by the Lord has thrown me up the stairway to Heaven and delivered me to death’s door. I am well and truly dying laughing.