as i walked into the dennys on 5th street i locked eyes with a service dog across the room. he could tell i had a gun... so he had to be the first to go. i sat myself at a booth with good line of sight on my new nemesis. i checked my phone to see that my doordash order had arrived. i texted my dasher to bring it to my table. he did so expertly. left him a 5/5 review and a $0.50 tip(HIGH ROLLER). but when i was able to look up i then saw the service dog sitting at the table like a human. let me tell you... i have never pogged so hard in my life. by the time i rcoverd from my stupor the dennys staff asked me to leave because "i DiDnT oRdEr AnYtHiNg" anyways evil was the dog 6/7

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