can i adopt you?

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I remember back in 2012 or 2014. When i only had the xbox360 to play the game on. This was the first thing i ever heard. I....hold so many memories dear, but this game has to be in the top 5.
Sure, i didnt have any friends when playing it. But i didnt mind, the game was amazing to me, the peacefulness, the creativity. It all, just made me a better human.
I remeber playing it on the ps3 with my brother and sister. Their both much younger than me yet, my brother is addicted to fortnite now, and he probbaly forgot all about the good times we had. I want to go back to the good ol days, of just exploring this new and strange world, wondering what would be around every corner, climbing to the top of every mountain. Theres just so much nostalga to this game.
This brings me to tears.
I...cant thank you enough Notch, and the whole team behind Minecraft.
Thank you for all the memories.

I'm literally crying right now I'm so ashamed of the white race and our crimes against the Mighty, Proud Black Race. I have seen Black Panther more than 100 times. I give 60% of my weekly walmart paycheck to my Black neighbor, Mike. I also wash his car every week, clean his house, pay his electric bill, post his bail when necessary, and force my wife to ♥♥♥♥ him at gunpoint. I volunteer at the county jail so I can suck off as many Black Men as possible and vomit their♥♥♥♥♥into my wife's ♥♥♥♥♥ to make more Powerful African American Babies and destroy the white race. When Trayvon Martin was killed I glued a printed photo of him to my face and shot myself in the chest with a 9mm pistol. I place ads on craigslist every week inviting Members of the Superior Black Race to come to my house and kick my ass

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

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Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's corporate office with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

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We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again.
-Donald Trump

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.

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