It has been brought to my attention that you have used your electronic device to accuse my mother of being sexually attracted to other persons of the same sex; this is known as being a "lesbian", or, in broader terms, being sexually queer. In the terms of those not as intellectually and culturally refined as I am, you have just attacked me with a "ur mom gay". I will not let your attack go un-rebuffed. So, in rebuttal of your hostile verbal attack, I hereby deny your fictitious claims and reverse said claims on yourself, for it is your mother who has the sexual orientation you have described! Or, in layman’s terms, I have just rebutted your verbal attack on myself and my family with a "no u". I do hope you take my rebuttal to heart and cease your hostilities immediately. Now that we have settled our differences in a civil manner, I bid you good day!

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c 0 ck push against my leg. I punched him and then kick him out. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. He also deleted this comment once.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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