I've never met somebody who I hate more than Lucas, absolute waste of space.

Realistically, how large is Thanos's peen? Would it scale to the size of the average human's? Because if we take the average peen length of United States males (5.8 inches) times Thanos's height (eight feet, according to Marvel) divided by the average height a United States male (five feet nine inches. Nice) we get a disappointing eight inches, and honestly? That doesn't seem right. A powerful being like Thanos to have the size of your average dil-do? Pathetic. If I'd had to wager a guess, I'd say it's a foot long at the very least, although he could probably enlarge it with the Gauntlet. I'd imagine that if Thanos were to bang an Earth woman, the size of his peen and force of the pounding would literally kill her. Also, would the head of his dangly be the same color as his skin, or would it be a darker purple? Are his balls cracked the same was his chin is? I've been wondering these questions and more since I saw the movie, and have not been free of them since.

Racist sexist male tumblr will hear about this.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

🎃 𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 🎃