"Haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"
"Yes doctor but how is our son"
*doctor leans in closer*
"You had to light its weiner"


Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: He maybe did what?
Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: I know, but what did he maybe do?
Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he didn't. What did he maybe do?
Bret: No, he may be dead.
Dave: Are you guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me?


mfw afk irl
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"If Zenimax thinks they can out-jew Facebook they're one candle short of a Menorah."


It is empirically proven that you cannot flim flam the zim zam, nor can you simmer the zimmer.


Canadians get a racial 50% cold resistance


Obvious skinwalker
Two to the chest, one to the head.
If its still moving, magdump into the head.
Burn the remains, scatter the ashes in the nearest river, go home and tell /b/ about it.


Remember that time gandalf convinced the party to leave so he could keep all that sweet balrog xp for himself?
He even showed up later with a full set of new gear.
What a ♥♥♥♥.


You should hypothetically give yourself a healthy shot of drano you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer


"Twas yellow skin and slanted eyes, that did betray us with their lies"