C'thun fan fic in a nutshell

Archmage: Are you ready for this?
Aberrant Berserker : It's time for a lot a' blood.
Eadric the Pure: Prepare your self, for the ULTIMATE test!
Gelbin Mekkatorque: Behold my mighty invention!
Stormpike Commando: I've got a huge gun!
Blood Imp: Sure, send the little guy!
Tiny Knight of Evil: Small in size, HUGE IN EVIL!
Micro Machine: For a little bot, I pack a BIG punch!
Museum Curator: D-d-don't touch that!
Holy Champion: Does this hurt?
Eadric the Pure: I will not hold back!
Posted Villager: Get it out, get it oooout!
Tiny Knight of Evil: Here we go!
Crazed Worshiper: I bleed for C'thun!
Doomsayer: The end is coming!
Aldor Peace Keeper: Laaast warning!
Leper Gnome: GIMMIE A BIG HUG
Spell Bender: As you wish
Twilight Elder: It's coming!
Clockwork Knight: Right. On Time.
Leper Gnome: I feel icky!
Mana Addict: I can taste the mana!
Doomsayer: Did i miss it?
Elven Archer: One shot, one kill
Finkle Einhorn: I've been inside that thing for months

-rep owns 3 sweatshops in the pihilipines but then charges the US equivalent of minimum wage anyway. Classic Mistake

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Oi lad steam knows

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Kappa Pride

You couldnt handle the heat

DO NOT STOP READING DIS or something bad wil happen!!11!1!!1!

sarah went 2 skool and was bullied by erbody. she hated goin 2 school cuz erbody wood bully her and had few friends. teh teacher wood call her ♥♥♥♥♥♥. it was really hard 4 her 2 live until the worst day o her life happend. her best friend sed she dont wan be her best friend no more cuz she suk. it realy hurt her cuz her dog jus died dat mornin and sarah need a friend 2 vent out. sarah went 2 class n she got an f on her health test. erbody laughed and the teacher jumpd on her desk and took a huge ♥♥♥♥ all over sarah head. sarah went home cryin n her mom tried cheerin her up with a sanwich she jus got from subway. sarah took a bite o dat and dat ♥♥♥♥ wasnt even tuna my ♥♥♥♥♥. sarah had 2 kill herself it was gay. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgraceful

copypaste dis comment 2 10 other people or else sarah will come suck ur ♥♥♥♥ while ur sleeping n at first u be like oo eya dats nice oh yea but then she bites ur ♥♥♥♥ off and ur all like ahhhhh!!

gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8.

+Rep Also very nice c:

+rep Very good trader ;)

Friendly trader!

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+rep patient and friendly trader!