+ ASS + GAS +GRASS

+poop really firm and mostly moist, stays together when chewed

+poop good, fast and fair $32,253,023,758,923.42 unusual trade, an mlg pro, getting 9,001 frags a day, resulting in an approximate 99,999,999.24 views for each of his 12487 YouTube videos, 24,986,614.23 views on each piece of fanart depicting the art of fragging with 342905 hours on TF2 and -213 on Dota 2, also holding the current and most likely eternal record for most money donated to PETA, Shanaynay, Shaniqua, Obama's "Screw the Poor!" Fund and Common Core at $∞ and most importantly, not a morbidly obese Axe user

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